Thursday, April 19, 2007

i've been having weird dreams recently, very out-of-this-world, impossible to happen dreams. some mornings i wake and go,"what the fuck?" aloud after opening my eyes and realising it was a dream.

take the one i dreamt i was with alvin at some hawker centre. we were both dressed in army uniform, me in my MP no.3 and alvin, most impossibly, in his no.2 mess kit. we were just sitting around chatting when some guy dressed in no.4 came up to our table and said he wanted to check our ids. alvin and i simply stared at him and he started saying he was an MP and he had the authority to check us since we were wearing army uniform. i asked for his warrant card and replied that he didn't need one since he was in uniform. but the me that was in the dream saw that he wasn't wearing the black MP armband MPs usually wore with no.4 dress, so i stood up, pointed to myself and the MP no.3 i was wearing and told him i was an MP and he'd better show me some id. he immediately scurried off back to his own table, at which were seated like 5-6 army guys like him, all in no.4. i walked over and was about to ask for id when i woke up. like what the fuck?

another weird one is the one i dreamt that i woke up and went to the bathroom to wash up. after coming out of the bathroom and looking at myself in the mirror i noticed i sported long hair. long hair as in shoulder length like jonathan woodgate-style. i even started trying to tie my hair in a ponytail. like omg. this dream i consider a nightmare.

and the last absurd dream i remember is me waking up and finding a 9mm live round on my bed. after that i start finding live rounds everywhere, in different calibres and type. 9mm, 5.56mm, 7.62mm, u name it u got it. i half expected to find a fucking artillery shell in my wardrobe so i went to open it. the moment i opened it i woke up though. cue another loud "what the fuck".

this is weird.